Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Punch Yourself In The Face!

Mugison shocks your senses in the middle of his new album, Mugimama, Is This Monkey Music?

In "Sad As A Truck" Mugison sexually assault's Wonka's wonderfully zany sweet machines to create the most intensely weird rockamelon gobstopper packed with abrassively funky flavor crystals that will scratch at your throat until you scream. Unfortunately, this gobstopper is not everlasting. Unless you hit repeat and slam eight of them in your mouth at a time. I hope that "Sad As A Truck" is big in Japan, because it is HUGE in 3kalbia. That's why it is the new national anthem. There won't be any saluting either. At least not any of that hand over the heart bullshit. When the song starts you have to chug a beer and then thrash & flail about like rabid animals until it is over.

Baseball games here are fuckin' awesome.



~ Download "Sad As A Truck" NOW!
~ Props to Au$10 for importing the sounds of Mugison to 3kalbia.