Happy B-Day, Boooooiiiiii
Hey everyone. Time for a family moment.
Tonight the house Detherage celebrated the birthday of our youngest, Brad. Mom prepared a pizzeria feast for the family. She fixed 4 homemade pizzas. 2 meaties and 2 veggies. I was starving so I scarfed down almost a whole pizza. Then Brad received his gifts. The traditional card with a hefty sum of cash from mom and the family and I got him the new DVD, Spend an Evening with Saddle Creek. You know something, I pride myself in my gift-giving abilities. He told me that he just found out about that DVD and was going to go up to Best Buy in search of it this weekend. Booyah! Bullseye, baby! In other mom news, she's doing much better after the surgery and tonight we discovered her favorite 3-word phrase. "God-damn motherfucker sonuvabitch." That's right. You heard me right. Bryan and I were both shocked and a bit ashamed. She says that her doctor told her to let it out on account of her blood pressure being high. She claims the letting of steam will ease her. This is true, but I guess i'm just not use to hearing my mom drop the f-bomb like I was Iraq.
Ok, so the picture doesn't seem to relate to this post's topic, but I couldn't think of any other picture I wanted to post. The above picture is a photo of my girlfriend that I altered through Photoshop. Enjoy
5 Comments:
Awww. Your mother has such a colorful vocabulary.
Well, isn't that cute...
and you KNOW that's sincere
=)
Yeah. All the colors of the rainbow blasting out of her mouth at loud decibels.
So, cute you want to kiss it?
Um, I think if I wanted to kiss your mother... that might make our relationship just a smidge fucked up.
just a smidge!
I'll make you a deal. You kiss my mother, and I'll kiss your father. You know what. Nevermind. Nobody's benefiting from that. How about I kiss you, and you kiss me, and we'll leave our parents out of this one
What a crazy photoshop slut.
Er, I mean...
Hey, Alana! How you doin?
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