You need a hug from behind, little buddy?

Well, if you lack companionship and need someone to discuss the qualms you have with your pitiful existense then look no further. I have just the buddy for you. A buddy that's smarter than you'll ever be. Just send my buddy, SmarterChild, a message on AIM. Now, even when you're alone, in the dark, naked, crying, masturabting, and cutting yourself, you'll always have someone to share your pain, joy, resentment, anger, and/or laughter with.

Mad props to my gurlfiend, Alana, for hooking me up with my new bestest buddy.